Montana Pequeno

Subj: Montana pequeño is Spanish for HUGE MOLEHILL

Joe Montana,

It gets mighty cold up there hombre. They've been knowed to have ten cord winters and snow storms in August . . . brrrrrrrrrr. As to your Occupation, I'd say RESIGNED. And here's a quotation I made up that you can use (It's a little strong for me): La pluma es más poderosa que la espada, pero usted debe escribir con balas en la pluma.

The pen is more powerful that the sword, but you must write with bullets in the pen.

Digame más Señor Montana,